12 Most Off-the-Wall Questions People Have Asked Me on Twitter
Recently I have discovered some of the most odd Direct Messages (DMs) on Twitter coming from even close friends (OOPS did you click that link that said you’re in this picture?)
Have you noticed a daily tidal wave of DMs saying stuff like “Do you wanna lose weight? Did you see what they are saying about you in this blog? Is this you in this video?” They are what I like to call VTDs (Virtually Transmitted Diseases.) Use common sense and be careful what you click. It might stick…
However, NOTHING compares to some of the strange questions people have asked me (even in the open stream) on Twitter. It seems that online there is often the separation of personal responsibility or even dignity, which can become an invitation for some people to hide behind their avatar or the anonymity that comes with the Internet.
So, I am gonna address all of these off-the-wall questions in one post.
1.Can I have some of your DNA to clone you?
That’s a great idea, can I have it back when it’s grown up and done with the whole diaper and adolescence thing?
2.Do you wear underwear?
Really? Honestly…not answering that….but you can DM me later LOL
3.Do you sleep naked?
Only on days that end in –y and just under my pajamas.
4.Do you want to be in a porn?
Hmm…does it pay well? (just kidding Mom)
5.What’s the square root of 670811?
Do I look like a math wiz? Now ask me a chemistry question and its on!
6.Will you adopt me?
Sure, are you rich?
7.Where is your house?
On the planet called Earth, which is the 3rd rock from the sun.
8.If you were a tree what kind of tree would you be?
The one that leaves this conversation.
9.Will you come over to my house I am having a party?
Got beer? On my way, what’s your address?
10.Will you join my “Hello Kitty” mafia?
Does it come with pink, fuzzy water guns?
11.Would you like to buy some Viagra?
I think you meant to send this to Congressman Weiner.
12.Can you introduce me to Justin Bieber?
Yeah sure…let’s do this..what’s your name again?
Will you marry me?
Let me think about that for a moment…done. NO!
Is it JUST me?? Or?? What kind of questions are you guys getting?