12 Most Random Reasons Why You Need to Make Your Employees Smile
Ever feel like busting a move just because? Go ahead and bust a smile out right now. I’ll wait. Didn’t that feel fine?
Maybe you didn’t take my question seriously and read right past my request. That’s okay. I probably would’ve done the same. This though is exactly why I’m sharing this message.
Sometimes I exhaust myself with my deep thinking and serious messages. I’m a pretty serious guy driven by my clear sense of purpose in this world. I/We can only handle so much intensity before…well, see, here I go getting serious. Let’s change the direction of this post.
Leaders, we’ve got to also lead in ways that brings smiles to our employees’ faces. How about a completely random list of thoughts on why we need to make our employees smile? I promise to not dive too deep.
1. Use Self-deprecating Humor
I’ve got big ears. I can only imagine how big they’ll be when I’m 80. The song, “do your ears wobble to and fro” is somewhat damaging. Good thing they make for good jokes when I’m speaking or training others. It lightens the mood and acknowledges what people are already thinking. And this one really has nothing to do with why make employees smile.
2. Tuesdays Suck
At least Monday is the first day of the work week – it’s already dreaded. Wednesday is hump-day. Thursday is the day before Friday. Friday is Friday. Poor Tuesday it’s stuck in no-man’s land. It’s a nothing day. It’s uninspired.
3. Make up for the Fire Drills You Keep Starting
You’ve been cracking the whip driving your people crazy. You see them muttering obscenities about you under their breath. Be nice. Take them to lunch. Make fun of your big ears if you got them.
4. Cathartic Release is Needed
The tensions from work, the economy, politics, life all pile up. Give your employees a cathartic release. Bring onsite yoga, Zoomba(I went for the first time last Monday). Take them to a comedy club. Do something to shake free the pent up anxieties, frustrations. Bust a move. I’d tell you about the time I learned the reindeer dance for a class I taught, but I don’t have enough room here.
5. I Know Why Caged-birds Sing
Does this sound familiar: free water, fluorescent lighting, evil bosses, bad food? If this sounds like your office, then get your people outside fast. Let them run free.
6. Your Boss is a Bosshole
Perhaps you’re cracking the whip because your boss is doing the same to you and his to him. Maybe he’s cut the funding for a holiday party. No special luncheons. No nothing! Time to plan a series of low-budget activities to get your employees smiling, laughing, forgetting about the bosshole on the 13th floor.
7. Office digs remind us of a Dungeon
Do your employees eat their lunches chained to their computer? Is there a lack of lighting? Perhaps no windows? The office is freezing cold. Barely a plant alive due to the lack of lighting. Yup, it’s a dungeon. Smiles are definitely needed!
8. Hamster Wheels Weren’t Intended for Humans
The lettuce you put out for your employees as they arrived to work isn’t enough to sustain their energy for the day. It’s a day piled high with miles of projects, aimless meetings, constant interruptions, late nights because no work gets done during the day, committee meetings, and so on.
9. Endless Training for Meeting Marathons
About those meetings…who let it be okay to have meetings from 8-9, 9-10, 10-11, 11-11:30, 1-2, 2-4, 4-5:30? Email upper management that the cause for low productivity has been found. But send it at 7pm when you’re not in a meeting.
10. HR Busted the Fantasy Football Leagues
There’s not a better sound than the theme song for Sunday Night Football. It brings chills. And the one bright spot was the fantasy football league at work. It gave us something else to talk about. Then HR came in and said we were gambling. Curse you evil HR people!
11. Richard Marx on Endless Loop
You get on to the elevator and Richard Marx’s greatest hits is remade into cheesy instrumental versions. Emphasis on mental. And then we get to enjoy more of his original hits playing in the lousy speakers in the ceiling in cube-nation. The volume control was lost a long time ago. Richard Marx makes me sad.
12. Water Sorta Resembles Something Like Coffee
To run on the hamster wheel and to toughen up for the training for meeting marathon 2.0 we turn to coffee. Only at the office it’s really water that has some hint of coffee taste. I’d settle for Folgers.
I suspect you could add to this random list of reasons why leaders need to make their employees smile. Unfortunately you don’t have time since you’ve got to scoot off to another mind-numbing meeting. But come back after 7pm to share them below. Remember to breathe and get some sleep before the marathon tomorrow.
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