12 Most Eye Rolling Ways to Make an Exit
Disclaimer: I pride myself in always attempting to leave the world a little bit better each time I write. Unfortunately, I’m pretty sure that today is not one of those times. I’m sorry.
If you are looking to make an impression each time that you leave a room, just saying “bye!” is not going to cut it. You need to make a statement. Something different. Something big. So I have shared a few options for your consideration.
Now, I never said what kind of impression. So, if you are looking to make a GOOD impression each time that you leave a room, this might not be the best post for you to read today.
1. …make like a fetus and head out.
2. …make like a bald man and get out of hair.
3. …make like a shepherd and get the flock out of here.
4. …make like an ameba and split.
5. …make like a tree and leave (or the snarky option: …make like a tree and get out of here).
6. …make like yesterday’s lunch and go down and out the back.
7. …make like a drum and beat it.
8. …make like a hockey player and get the puck out of here.
9. …make like a bakery truck and haul buns.
10. …make like a bowel and move.
11. …make like Santa Claus and leave your presents.
12. …make like a hat and go on ahead
OK, your turn. What are some that you have heard? Post them in the comments below. In the meantime, I have to make like Tom and Cruise…
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Marc Ensign
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I always say 'outta beer, outta here'.
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This post reminded me of my college boyfriend who I swear used all of these. Ahh the good old days.
@Michelle_Mazur Ugh :-)
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Why do I get the feeling you’ve actually used all these lines?
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What? A list like this can't possibly be complete without this one! "Okay, I'm off like a prom dress." (Popular from high school days -- insert eye roll!)
Thanks so much for sharing this, @MarcEnsign Great post. As always, plenty of laughs.
This one was what I would have added to the list, but you beat me to it (by three days).
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