12 Most Eye Rolling Ways to Make an Exit

12 Most Eye Rolling Ways to Make an Exit

Disclaimer: I pride myself in always attempting to leave the world a little bit better each time I write. Unfortunately, I’m pretty sure that today is not one of those times. I’m sorry.

If you are looking to make an impression each time that you leave a room, just saying “bye!” is not going to cut it. You need to make a statement. Something different. Something big. So I have shared a few options for your consideration.

Now, I never said what kind of impression. So, if you are looking to make a GOOD impression each time that you leave a room, this might not be the best post for you to read today.

1. …make like a fetus and head out.

2. …make like a bald man and get out of hair.

3. …make like a shepherd and get the flock out of here.

4. …make like an ameba and split.

5. …make like a tree and leave (or the snarky option: …make like a tree and get out of here).

6. …make like yesterday’s lunch and go down and out the back.

7. …make like a drum and beat it.

8. …make like a hockey player and get the puck out of here.

9. …make like a bakery truck and haul buns.

10. …make like a bowel and move.

11. …make like Santa Claus and leave your presents.

12. …make like a hat and go on ahead

OK, your turn. What are some that you have heard? Post them in the comments below. In the meantime, I have to make like Tom and Cruise…

Featured image courtesy of Feral78 licensed via Creative Commons.


Marc Ensign


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This post reminded me of my college boyfriend who I swear used all of these. Ahh the good old days. 


Like a fat kid in dodgeball...I'm out!


What? A list like this can't possibly be complete without this one! "Okay, I'm off like a prom dress." (Popular from high school days -- insert eye roll!)

Thanks so much for sharing this, @MarcEnsign Great post. As always, plenty of laughs. 



This one was what I would have added to the list, but you beat me to it (by three days).